![]() "She called back multiple times, and finally I just let the phone ring… It was still ringing when we locked up. "I told her I was going to disconnect since we had nothing to do with the event or the noise." She wouldn’t let me off the call and was going berserk." "She then went on a wild rant that we needed to do… something?… about the noise, since we sold tickets. Also, it’s only 10:00 PM, and this concert has been widely advertised for months." "He also isn’t the police and doesn’t deal with noise complaints. "I said, 'At 10:00 PM on a Friday? Yeah, he’s not here.'" "She INSISTED that she was filing 'an official noise complaint' and demanded to speak to the owner RIGHT NOW." ![]() "I was like, 'Ma’am, you must have the wrong number, this is a local cafe.'" "An irate woman called, wanting to 'file a noise complaint' about the concert." "On night one of the event, I was closing the store as usual, at 10:00 PM." "That was the extent of our involvement: we sold and printed gate passes." It was really popular with the local folks, so it brought in a lot of foot traffic with people buying tickets (my boss was honestly a small-business mastermind)." Our small town had an annual concert that usually ran two or three nights. We also had a Ticketmaster outlet for a bit. "I worked in a local cafe/newsstand/convenience store type spot. " I guess the Zero means 'Zero Embryos.' " "She said brightly, 'Coke Zero, please.'" The only words that could come out of my mouth were, '.So no on the drink, then?'" If you think of a pre-pandemic conspiracy, she hit it." Running down pretty much every major conspiracy, from human embryos in Coca-Cola to Flat Earth to the moon landing being faked, etc. "She said, 'DON'T YOU KNOW THEY PUT HUMAN EMBRYOS IN COKE?!'" "I was running down the drink options and she noticed Coca-Cola and looked at me wide-eyed like she just saw someone get hit by a car." "She was like, 'Oh, what do you guys have?'" "After she got her pizza all done up, I asked her if she would like any drinks." She was pretty chill, and we were just chatting while she was ordering because there really wasn't much to do otherwise since we already cleaned the store and oven and all that." "A woman, probably mid-40s, came in to order a pizza. I was still a relatively new Insider (only a few months into what would be about four years) and still in school, so I was hoping that it would stay slow so I could go home early, so I could cheat on my math homework, play some League of Legends, and get some sleep since my school started an hour earlier than other schools in the area." "One day, it was really slow at work at Domino's. ![]() This happened somewhere around 2017-2018." ![]() "I've told this story tons of times to my friends and family because it's one of my favorite Domino's Stories. I don't know to this day if he was messing with me, but I'm pretty sure I just told him to Google it. I think he's messing with me and just answer "masturbation." He asks what that is, and if his mom can help him. I explain to him, professionally, that he should ejaculate into the cup we provided. We tell him to go home and bring us back a sample. Teenager comes in, thinks he might be sterile.One patient called a took the "just bring it in, hand deliver it!" directions too literally and tried to shove a handful of semen through the office window. We give them two sterile cups, paper bags, and instructions. Patients have to bring in semen samples post vasectomy to make sure there was no issue with the procedure so we can declare them sterile.It's pretty wild and I have lots of stories (my poor boyfriend), but here are two of my favorites: Yes!!! This is going to get buried, but I worked in a urologist's office for a long time.
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